Fall From Grace

barbie said fuck urban renewal

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!! 50 years on and Vietnam is still beating America’s ass !!!!!!!!!!

uh huh

I live in vietnam and the number is actually that low lmao vietnam has closed down schools and universities and started online learning since feb. they have praticed social distancing and lock down for 20 days now. The government literally spent billions to put tourists in quarantine for free to health check them everyday for fourteen days to make sure community spread doesn’t happen. They’re willing to risk the economy as long as the people are safe. Like you do know vietnamese people have access to the internet right???

Population differences you people, America has significantly more people total

The lengths that people go to to try and force the idea that the us is great are just astounding really

"Be sure to pass my complaint along to management." I won't. In fact, I'm going to tell him you left a compliment. Eat ass

"You've lost a customer!" No. No, I wouldn't call this a loss

Ma'am I know this may come as a shock to you but the reason you're unhappy everywhere you go is because every time you go somewhere, you are there. And I can sympathize. Because I'm experiencing this problem right now, too. But together. I believe we can make it through this

Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. I don't care

*softly* you're an unpleasant person

I haven’t seen this post in a min but precisely when I have a headache RN it comes up in my feed

This is a fucking life saviour with the amount of headaches I have

My favorite part of these is the “bitch, you really think you’ve seen the last of me?” smirk on so many of their faces.

this is such a good follow up

the kind of content I need

Everytime I hear "a 9/11 a day," I revert back to 13 and need to sit down for a moment til I can breathe again.

If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die

sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts

Centaur Comfort Mattress™: The Horse Hole Keeps Your Bones Safe

I’m honestly so glad Tumblr discusses things like “How can I comfortably sleep with a centaur?” and “What kind of chairs would dragons have?”

this is called depression

Oh

NPR just went, “They’re poor, Harold.”

This is what I call mutual aid & working-class solidarity

Need this.

Of course

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

If the ocean ever disappears DONT GO LOOKING FOR IT… go in the other direction

i know this sounds like a shitpost but isn’t this like, real advice regarding tsunamis

Yes this was about hurricane Irma it is not a shitpost

ocean not lost, ocean is actually winding up to kick you very hard in the nuts.