boo

eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school

so sad that james somerton had to turn to plagiarism because he ran into a wall that was painted to look exactly like a tunnel as a child or something.

obviously people steal things from other people it's one of the oldest tricks in the book but it still always surprises me to learn that people plagiarise because my introduction to the concept was basically being told that if i ever plagiarised anything i would be executed by firing squad and my head would be removed and displayed on a spike outside the walls of the hallowed academic institution i was attending as a warning to others

The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

party at my place we're gonna drink expired beverages and tremble

Bro we'll quiver?

come to my house and quiver

in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay