CryptidzAtItAgain

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

preschool. I meant preschool.

MCD Dante (No last name) my beloved. I am so sorry about the MyStreet interpretation of you, you loyal loyal man.

You can’t reblog this again until October 2024, so do it now.

You can’t reblog this again until October 2030, so do it NOW.

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

happy 10 year anniversary to someone sewing a fried egg to a shirt

We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

At my parents place with 2 children watching YT on tablets and 2 adults watching tiktoks and reels on their phones and trying not to summon a comically sized Loony Toons hammer out of my back pocket to smash them all.

I'm rebloging this twice im tired of people not wearing headphones when watching videos in public. It's basic etiquette to wear headphones in public when you listen to things.

Even worse is full grown adults waltzing into restaurants or grocery stores blasting music full volume on their phone and then throwing a tantrum when a staff member politely asks them to turn the volume down because they literally can't hear themselves think over the extremely loud bass while trying to talk to an 80 year old customer who already has trouble hearing

I need you all to know every one of my friends irl either knows about or follows this blog. I have no secrets

some of their parents too

You never know when learning a new skill will come in handy. For example, I had a crush on a boy in middle school who loved Sonic so I learned how to draw him and the other characters so he'd sit by me. 16 years later I'm trying to take a kid's blood pressure multiple times. It's too high because he's scared, he hates it. I see mom's got Sonic playing on her phone. So while the dynamap is running I say "hey look at this!" Draw a quick Sonic on the exam table paper, he's so focused on me that he doesn't realize his BP was taken, now with beautiful numbers. Gotta do an EKG now and I bribe him, "i'll draw Tails if you sit still for me"... perfect EKG. Now coming to see a cardiologist is a lot less scary for a couple kids, all because of my middle school crush.

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

:)

if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it

Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts

1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass

1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12

I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees

Pretty horse!

@i-say-ok

ok.

CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

Fine kitty appearing during our time of need! This Delightful beast only appears once every 1000 years for the small price of $2.50!

/200K

$0

I choose @weirdly-specific-but-ok ! And it's effective!

@post-uwuifer?

What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?

How is he his brother and biological father please

dave is his genetic offspring but was adopted as a little brother rather than a son. all things considered, it's one of the less convoluted aspects of homestuck's family tree

LESS CONVOLUTED?

don't worry about it 🙂

relevant to this blog i think

did you just... know this??

i fucking adore how hard posts on this website spiral out of control

you dont know what styrofoam tastes like?

we all ate pool noodles and foam footballs right

tip: You can write about the same character as many times as you want. Who's going to stop you? God?

God's been stopping me from writing for years.

Kick God in the face and write something stupid just to spite him.

I do, but God's current challenge is a baby and I don't want to kick that in the face!

Get that baby a swing so they can help you kick God in the face.

He outgrew his swing. He is seven months old and the size of a toddler.

That's my beautiful son. I'm sure he's going to have ADHD just like me.