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no condoms i jus superglue my dick shut #nutfortress

If you have a PhD or an MD you can say shit like “Doctor’s orders” and you sound authoritative and powerful but if you’re a step short of those and you say “Master’s orders” you sound cringe as hell and possibly corrupted by the One Ring, this sucks

do you have any idea how refreshing it is to see a correction/suggestion to this post that actually understands the assignment

well, it’s such a shame that eurovision turns every european into turbo-hitler. BUT, on the other hand, at least the music itself sucks fucking shit

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

“are you going to the lucy dacus concert?” no. i listen to gucci mane.