take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

the joyous giggler here at last to spread merry mirth ^_^

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do