The Crimson Hyperspace

this is why you shouldn't swear

Mercury is the most charismatic substance in the universe. Like, there are a lot of things that historical scholars have been wrong about, but you usually understand why; flawed hypotheses, inadequate measuring tools, half-truths, secondary factors that muddy the results. But people across Eurasia saw that shit and just assumed it must be the key to immortality, despite a mercury tonic being literally the opposite of an immortality potion. And they kept trying it despite all obvious evidence. Taoists burned through emperors like lab rats. No other metal has this much rizz

what was everyone collectively smoking when skitarii dropped that made us think that chordclaw is in any way better than voltaic emitter

i keep trying to play with different nodes but i just keep coming back to voltaic emitter and flensing protocols. they're just too good

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

thinking about the wikipe-tan commons-san official age gap ship art

when you think about it, marika trying to resurrect godwyn with an erdtree burial and unwittingly turning his undying corpse into a self replicating cancer on everything touched by the greattrees roots is very similar to kirkification

the crabs in altus growing golden hair not unlike those few months after kirks death where so many memorial videos were generated with ai that it poisoned the pool and started turning random people into charlie kirk