My stepdad is so fucking funny sometimes

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My stepdad is so fucking funny sometimes

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I meaaaaaaaaaaan,,,,,, not wrong
Never forget this is an educational blog
Last night while walking home, i saw 3 presumably straight guys sharing an escooter and dryhumping eachother while chanting "hump hump hump" and occasionally yelling "turbo mode!!" and pretending to rev the escooter. And then one of them called ME a faggot
used to live in a college town that was huge on sports. 80% of small talk was sportsball and so i developed an Evil Habit: whenever the conversation inevitably turned to the upcoming Big Game i would act excited and then confused. I would earnestly insist they had the details wrong. "the game next Saturday? don't you mean the Thursday after? playing against the [predator species]? no we're playing against the [other predator species]." And so on. i would draw this argument out for as long as feasibly possible, until eventually someone would pull out their phone to prove to me my wrongness. At which point I would squint exaggerated at the screen, slap my forehead in an eureka moment, and exclaim "oh you meant the MEN'S team!!! are they doing a game? that's nice."
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#i have the rare joy of living in an area where the college team people care most about is women #but that also makes interacting with anyone not from here on the subject feel very odd #like wdym you only watch the men’s version of the sport. wdym you treat that as the default?? we root for our girls here
He's such a cutie

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A HAMMERHEAD????
a bonnethead. understandable mistake.
Which is still a species of hammerhead
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A HAMMERHEAD????
I attended a campfire presentation by a park ranger who described Osprey as "both the pickiest and least picky eaters of all time."
They're the pickiest because they only eat things they can catch by plunging into at least six feet of water feet-first and are as close to their maximum carrying capacity as possible, to maximize calories-per-trip.
They're the Least Picky because so long as something fits those parameters, Osprey will go for it.
The ranger then showed us an extensive slide show of the local osprey in flight with their catches, which included: trout, carp, snakes, bass, eels, small sharks, ducks, surprisingly large catfish, a nerf football, muskrats, a summer sausage that fell off a boat, sneakers, a fish previously thought to be extinct in the area, a Barbie Doll, and another osprey.
Next character that's gonna transition in canon is Luigi from Mario btw. and we're not stopping there
Nintendo put out an ad in 2019 saying Luigi wishes he could turn into a woman, it's time we force them to follow up on that
Cool so you took my post about wanting a character to be a trans woman and instead went "actually I think he's a gay man trying to dress as a woman to get another man to fuck him" and you think there's no issue here? Have you considered taking a hammer and screwdriver to each of your teeth individually instead?
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The Mechsploitation is getting so obscure and esoteric that they are now just taking the brains and stems of girls, placing them into cylinders and porting them straight into orbital weapons satellites.
And when the light hits right against their mirrors and panels, they look like dazzling angels wings, with hundreds of camera eyes and twinkling red dot lights.