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the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

posting this with every artist tag i can think of, even if you dont do crochet, PLEASE TAKE RESTS FOR YOUR HANDS!!! no matter what medium artist you are, take care of your articulations

I do think some of the "why does this mech have a scarf/sword/shield" comments I get are really funny. Buddy it's cuz they're cool as fuck. You can accept giant mechs as acceptable military vehicles but you draw the line at accessorizing? Same vibes as when someone complains about boobs on snake anthros

Accessorize your mechas. Just. . .no boobs on snake anthros if you’re going for somewhat realistic

THEYRE ON TWO LEGS AND TALKING WHAT IS THE FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENNNNNMCEEEE

SNAKES ARE SQUAMATE REPTILES. THEY HAVE THE GENES TO PRODUCE ARMS AND LEGS. THEY JUST DONT. THEY DO NOT HAVE ANY TRAIT REMOTELY RESEMBLING MAMMALIAN BREASTS

THEY DONT HAVE GENES THAT LET THEM TALK OR WEAR CLOTHES EITHER SO WHY IS THAT WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE

GIVING THEM LEGS AND ARMS AND TALKING IS LIKE MECH SCARVES! GIVING THEM BREASTS IS LIKE MECHS HAVING ACTUAL FEATHERS! NOT AS DECORATIONS BUT PHYSICALLY GROWING OUT OF THEIR MECH BODIES!

Hold up that sounds cool as fuck. Sorry that owns actually. Write that one down

“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

Ohhh that last addition opens my eyes in a big way, thank you.

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say