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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Mike Driver
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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$LAYYYTER
Cosmic Funnies
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@bigbigbigtruck
dreamed I met a fellow comic artist I deeply admire and that I was so dumbstruck and awkward i just. kissed the back of their hand like I was trying to be clark gable or some shit. and they went "eh... ahaha. uhh... thanks" and avoided me
unrelatedly, loads of career anxiety lately
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woop there it is
Being into popular ships from popular media is weak. Barely hits. To get a real high try pacing your bedroom like a caged animal at 6am obsessively thinking about an insanely niche pairing from an insanely niche piece of media, performing an imaginary ted talk to an audience of zero.
here is why Kyle Hyde and Louis DeNonno need to bang: [unfurls a scroll]
*cracking open your moral intuition systems* ohhh i see, there's the issue, you're running secularism on a kernel built for protestant morality.
Tricky one cause the kernel's built around creating the need for salvation from a higher power, and you'll have to change up a lot of the systems for evaluating your own and others' moral worth to avoid operating with a deficit when there's no inbuilt release valve.
You haven't been going around making up ad-hoc solutions for redeeming sinners instead of trying to patch out the notion of sin, right?
i use phone Discord to jot down notes for story ideas while out walking and sometimes i fat finger it
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omfg my post. I made this lmfao
Dont blame yourself for not having known a lesson only time could teach
"you realize you're beating yourself up for acting like a 14 year old when you were 14, right"
from I Am An AI Hater by Anthony Moser
"Willie Nelson in the news"
OH GOD, NO, NOT YET, I'M NOT REA--
"He's fine, he just hates AI data centers"
oh thank god
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"trump dying won't fix fascism" neither would a big steamy bowl of pad thai but I still want it
If you could restart your life from age 15 with all the knowledge you possessed now, so that you COULD go back and fix all your regrets/mistakes, would you do it?
Yes
No
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IF YOU ARE YOUNG AND READING THIS: one way to avoid some future regrets is check in on your friends and tell them you love them.
Anyway I voted no but just barely. I like where I am now, even with the scars. I made a ton of mistakes (still do) but was making the best decisions I could with the very limited information and experience I had at the time. It just turned out to be very wrong [stares dead-eyed into the middle distance]
ok yeah also if you are young and reading this: don't study all night. just get some rest. it is not that important.
me a year ago: just accept that nothing you make will ever be good enough, make it anyway, and keep going
me 3 weeks ago: wait, what is "good enough", exactly? also me 3 weeks ago: beyond reproach me 3 weeks ago: so... perfect. me 3 weeks ago: why is "perfect" your baseline for "good enough"? also me 3 weeks ago: .... me 3 weeks ago: hey. hey. also me 3 weeks ago: .... me 3 weeks ago: no don't clam up, the fuck you mean by that man
still fairly new to Being An Old Fuck, but one of the more useful things i've learned in recent years is, when presented with the choice to do a new thing, to catch that reflexive introvert "unfamiliar, break in routine, don't wanna" impulse and replace that with "why the hell not"
at worst i've wound up bored or seeing some bad comedy, but even then i haven't regretted it
i don't believe bringing back elaborate chrome hood ornaments will actually fix any of the myriad things wrong with this country but i do believe it would not hurt to try, and would be p fun regardless
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doodle request #11
"hi max can you draw carl aqua teen as an espurr okay thank you"
it's been a hell of a feeling after all this plus the isabel fall thing, seeing several queer artists and writers afraid to share their work.
