you can't even tell the truth about pineapple.

listen to australian rock artist jon english’s musical paris (a love story) 1990

Switzerland is amazing, because it's fairly easy to portray its political culture as one of consensus and carefully devolved government if you present in a very abstract sense, and then you zoom in to any part and you're like "wow that's a loooooot of stupid shit"

"this is what ive BEEN saying" - me about a thought that 99% only exists in my brain and i maybe mentioned briefly in one tag once

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

People die on the job every summer. Remember that water and shade breaks are crucial when working in the heat, and calling emergency services for signs of serious heat illness (fatigue, nausea/vomiting, headaches, dizziness, clammy skin, confusion, agitation, slurred speech, high body temperature, rapid heart rate, etc.) is entirely appropriate. If you’re afraid to call 911 for reasons such as being undocumented, you’ll need to get very familiar with how to prevent, recognize, and treat heat illness. If you are symptomatic and not allowed a break, water, or medical treatment, walk out. No matter how broke you are, your job is not worth your life.

you can’t even move to a brand new city and teach yourself how to die in this economy

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

it’s a good thing history is written by the victors cause the losers seem like really bad people

just heard about doctor who. I don't know what to say. every interaction I had with him, he was a veritable ray of sunshine. I still remember sitting by the lake, tracing reeds across the water's surface and promising that those beautiful days of summer would last forever

I genuinely love when a story makes up its own fable and then has current events within the story explicitly parallel the in-universe fable. The story I made up is just like the story I made up 🤯