you can't even tell the truth about pineapple.

listen to australian rock artist jon english’s musical paris (a love story) 1990

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

it’s a good thing history is written by the victors cause the losers seem like really bad people

just heard about doctor who. I don't know what to say. every interaction I had with him, he was a veritable ray of sunshine. I still remember sitting by the lake, tracing reeds across the water's surface and promising that those beautiful days of summer would last forever

I genuinely love when a story makes up its own fable and then has current events within the story explicitly parallel the in-universe fable. The story I made up is just like the story I made up 🤯

are you mad that the villain identified me as the most impactful party member to mind control

telling the people paying 20k rent in NYC that central park is a good location for a data center as a form of psychological warfare

see the thing about iwtv is that i will always believe louis no matter what unless claudia says something different. then i believe claudia. lestat could tell me that it's raining during a thunderstorm and id need a peer review.

One of my roommates is from China and neither of us speaks the other’s language but lately when she’s in a chatty mood she comes into our kitchen and shows me these douyin Matt Damon x Ben Affleck RPF videos and puts her theories about how Ben has been pining for Matt into google translate for me to read. fujoing out transcends language barriers