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me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

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narcissene

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

prokopetz

One popular take on "deconstructions" of children's media I'll push back on is the idea that talking about how fucked up it is that a bunch of kids have to save the world is inherently pandering to adult audiences. Kids love it when kids' media is about how fucked up it is to be a kid who has to save the world – you've just gotta not be condescending about it.

theothin

libraford

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

libraford

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

libraford

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

libraford

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

libraford

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

byjove

it’s really interesting how the guys that fight against paying child support the hardest are the ones that could afford to do it. these dudes will quit their well paying salaried job with benefits just to avoid their pay getting docked and potentially going to reimburse the mother of their child for buying their kid new shoes. they’ll leave their child without health insurance and work under the table jobs because they really hate their child and former S/O that much.

earhartsease

men who have been conditioned to believe that having kids and caring for them is somehow emasculating

byjove

they swear it is a man’s role to provide and protect but they’re going out of their way to deprive and endanger

derinthescarletpescatarian

They believe that their role is to provide and protect the ones they choose to; it's not a responsibility (though they'll frame it like it is to sound better), but a power that they hold over others. Child support is emasculating because they see it as being forced to provide for someone who isn't "theirs" any more. They don't see it as supporting a child that they have ongoing responsibility for because they believe that they should have the right to withdraw that responsibility at any time, that unconditional responsibility for a child is the woman's role. They see it as being financially cucked.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#these men like the power that being a provider gives#they like the idea that you are dependent on them and that they could take it away from you at any moment#but mandatory child support doesn't really give you that choice or any power over the child/ex#you can't leverage it the same way to get what you want

#also like. at least in the us you can get out of it by forfeiting your parental rights #which means no responsibility but also no contact with the child is allowed #but men will literally murder their (ex)wife and kids before doing that so

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thebibliosphere

@mothman-etd is out of town on a business trip so as you can imagine, Holly Mop is beyond bereft. She has spent several hours today crying in my arms in what I can only imagine was little doggy whines of, “why has my beloved Papa left me with the sick human. I can’t do this, this is too much responsibility. How am I supposed to open the fridge to feed both of us, I don’t have thumbs.”

Anyway, bedtime was a whole ordeal when she realized he still wasn’t coming home, and after several more hours of pacing, whining, barking and climbing all over me in the vain hope it would force me to reveal the beloved Mothfather, she finally fell asleep at the end of the bed with her head on my leg, and I’ve been lying stock still for an hour, barely breathing because I don’t want to wake her up.

So of course now I need to pee and am trying to figure out how to slither out the bed without jostling her.

I fear gnawing off my leg might be the only option.

catasters

memewhore

shinolavolume1-deactivated20240

im not really trying to be funny here i genuinely have never wanted context for something more in my life than this video. i mean ive always figured its just one of those weird for the sake of weird kind of things. but regardless the logistics of this whole setup are what intrigue me. what is this body of green water? a koi pond? the lighting reminds me of a hospital room or something. is the room flooded? it doesnt really look that way, but its possible. why are there apples and balls in it? but why is it also in a room? i cant tell if theres light eminating from the water or if its just such an intense shade of green it gives the illusion. is the bed affixed to the wall and suspended over the water or what? how did the bed even get there if its not a flooded bedroom? i only just noticed the water bottle tied to the bar as well. how does he manage to act relatively unbothered by a massive branch hitting him in the neck. and the watermelon just speaks for itself. im not expecting an answer i just need you to know these are the kinds of things i ask myself for 20 minutes each time its brought back to my attention

romeomathgod

beardedmrbean

This video is older than some of you

the-lost-alchemist

How millennials communicate with each other before smartphones

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alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

sarostheghostcat

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

wafflebloggies

moon day is 20th July!!!

silly-jellyghoty

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

sashaforthewin

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

kitsuneofthemist

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

inkyrainstorms

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

gothhabiba

do you have any further thoughts on pluribus now the season is almost over? I really don't know where I land on it yet

well I certainly like it much better than GDT's Frankenstein. unlike Frankenstein, which felt like it was pulling unilaterally towards one idea that it was also worried you would be too stupid to get, Pluribus feels like something that people could at least potentially have differing, but equally plausible, readings of.

like, the villain is a red scare evil communist borg thing, obviously. but there are some interesting little moments that pull against that. for example—

all the shelves of the supermarket are empty. empty supermarket shelves and the lack of a consumerist wonderland of commodity-fetishised goods (calling to mind old photos of bread lines), the lack of 'choice,' the way that the hive insists it's more 'efficient' to distribute food in a more collectivised way, harken to anti-communist propaganda.

Carol gets upset at the empty supermarket shelves. the hive says sure, no problem, we will put it all back the way it was. and then we get this whole elaborate scene of truck after truck driving up, dozens of people unloading the boxes from the trucks, dozens of people unloading the groceries from the boxes and lining them up all over the shelves. the lights go back on all over the whole building. the shelves are filled with canned goods and boxed goods and fresh produce. all of this display for one person, who cannot possibly eat all of that produce before it goes bad. and you can see that Carol feels a little silly as she says thank you and then all the people go on their way. and she gets one premade frozen meal out of the freezer and eats that. the produce is still untouched.

zenzgtandg

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

scifigrl47

The ways that exist to break this game that simultaneously do absolutely no damage to how this game functions are ASTONISHING.

jauntylittlefrillyboy

Did you weaponize the chickens?

justketerthings

You hurt cuccoo? You hurt cuccoo like the link? Oh! Oh! Death for molduga! Death for molduga for a hundred years!

werewolf-usa

luck-system-shenanigans

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

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butchboromir

this is how some people on here talk about punk

cutecipher

it really is annoying as hell how someone will talk about how poor people can't avoid ethically dubious products because of how being poor works and then someone with a two story house in the suburbs will take that to mean they can order harry potter books through a drone delivery from amazon and if you criticize that you're a bigot

rimeheart

queeranarchism

No ethical consumption under capitalism also means: "the production mechanism of capitalism are deliberately obscured and so complex that it's nearly impossible to accurately measure the environmental and humanitarian impact of everyday items and it's okay if you can't do the research to find out. Even if you're financially very comfortable, you don't have to spend 5 hours researching which tomatoes are the most ethical before you take a trip to the grocery store. Spending your whole life trying to accurately measure the ethical impact of every purchase is a time sink that will not bring about a systemically better world."

not "obviously shitty choices don't exist".

#yeah like. trying to find something not owned by nestle or unilever can be A Task #esp something that isn’t super pricey by comparison #frankly the only company I’ve got in store access to that goes the whole way down the supply chain to verify ethical production is lush #but I’ve also never even been on the shein website #bc I saw that pop up and went ah f21 on steroids. no thanks. and did not buy the $2 shirts. bc I had marginally better options #it’s really not that hard to not pick the worst option. it can be hard to compare options that are sort of okay #or that are ethical companies bought up by big conglomerates etc

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