isaac

slaughterhouse-five, kurt vonnegut

sorry this is like genuinely killing me. my head hurts so bad from laughing this much

0/10 - 2/10 overrated and overused. 1/10 - 7/10 strong indication of contempt, decisive. 2/10 - 6/10 slightly weaker statement than the above. less communicatively efficacious. 3/10 - 9/10 requires thought to interpret, negative but measured. 4/10 - 5/10 hard to distinguish from 5 or 6 but the commitment to negative affect is at least clarifying. 5/10 -5/10 its fine. 6/10 - 3/10 as above but like weakly positive, also beginning to veer into, 7/10 - 0/10 total significatory black hole. completely useless as an indication of any opinion whatsoever. 8/10 - 4/10 we are still emerging from the hole 7 blasted in discursivity. 9/10 - 9/10 great! 10/10 - 8/10 bit overused but nice to know a straightforward recommendation when you see one.

Necessary and sufficient

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make rage comics about me

it's that time again

-2026

high at trader joes buying all yellow groceries