old bay is basically the spice melange of maryland

thinking about sandwiches is literally getting in the way of me comprehending this damn audiobook. like i keep zoning out and imagining the beautiful sandwich i could be eating right now and then i zone back in and i've missed like 5 minutes of narration and have no idea wtf is going on. i think i'm supposed to be learning important things about what an abomination is in the eyes of the bene gesserit but i did not actually comprehend any of what was being said because in my mind's eye i was imagining a beautiful and tasty chopped italian hero

if i could have any superpower in the world it would be the ability to conjure any sandwich i could ever dream of from thin air

regretting the immense amounts of self control i practiced earlier in not buying a sandwich on my way home from work. because now i want a sandwich so fucking badly and i have none

but tonight i am not going to be productive. tonight is for CHILLAXING and listening to audiobooks (20 minutes left of dune messiah and then i'm starting children of dune) (shoutout random dude on youtube who uploaded the audiobooks in full) and then listening to music

feel both incredibly energized & motivated & also so fucking exhausted right now. i'm going to be so productive tomorrow

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the cure to an oncoming headache is simply having another energy drink

the only tattoo/piercing parlor near where i work is like a 20/30 min walk from my job and they’re so fucking expensive i refuse to go to them on principle. can someone do something about this