The last blank spot on the map

"Homeschooling should be banned, it's only ever used by insane conspiracy theorists who think the public school system is run by the devil and doesn't even teach kids basic literacy or social skills and [three paragraph rant that just tells me you've never sat down and talked with a homeschooled person in your life]."

Soon George Washington will fly through the United States giving gifts to all the good patriot children and exiling the filthy tory children to Canada and the Caribbean.

@cosmic-espero

@is-there-a-boat

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

Proposing we switch over to starting emails with "Hail [Name],"

Fork In Him Friday

Happy fork in him Friday

he's done

this gets a burst of notes every friday

Today’s Friday, though.