The last blank spot on the map

apparently, chinese goths have figured out how to do qing era costuming. jiangshi time.

@edgar-allan-possum

ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME

Can someone translate this to normal English?

I believe op is referring to Epic the musical, which is an unofficial, fan made musical of the odyssey/Iliad. She's chastising Nolan for claiming that the "Nobody" scene in the odyssey is unrealistic and unable to be worked into the film. Considering the significance of the scene in showcasing Odysseus' cunning and intellect, removing this scene is a major blow to the story.

Thank you Chilchuck ned. I can always rely on you to dismantle a tumblr word salad like you do when you are disarming dungeon traps and picking locks.

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

This reminds me of an article about how callsigns in movies are inaccurate because they're too cool. Generally your callsign in the military is like "Bepis" because you once pronounced "Pepsi" wrong.

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Eggman's security system during a break-in

very important for elf characters to freak the fuck out about the aging difference thing and pre-grieve like crazy and scream themself hoarse with denial when they can’t stop death itself and they still look the same as when they met the frail aged body that’s going cold beneath their touch and eventually settle into a numbness that they’ll call acceptance but they never really let anyone get as close as they did in the first century of their life unless they know they’re going to stick around as long as they will

“why are elves so snobby and exclusive and cut-off from everyone else” befriending you means they’ll end up burying you and your children and your grandchildren and they’ll still be young. exactly how many times do you think you could choose to do that. if you live through enough centuries, eventually you run out of days in the year to visit each grave.