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If there was werewolves with tumblr irl there would be absolutely inane fucking discourse about how going out when ur transformed is pushing ur sexual proclivities to non consenting innocents . And it would be so long and tiring.

Like “lycanthropy isn’t inherently sexual u don’t need to hide urself, ur not responsible for other people’s reading of u” Vs “some ppl think it’s sexual or kinky therefor lycanthropy as a whole is a fetish and not safe for the public STAY HOME” vs “we’ll I’m a lycanthrope and i like to have hot nasty werewolf sex about it.” <- last one has a steel chair and is winning btw

Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

Looking at the tags so far I’m kind of fascinated by how much the ‘I Love You’ parodies vary in their phrasing/murder weapons but the ‘Joy to the World’ ones are nearly identical

Hey so not to be all "what the fuck, Youths," but...what the fuck, Youths

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

seconding these tags by @ragsy: #if the social consciousness has decided that duckduckgo is the Only Othet Search Engine#might i suggest 'go duck yourself'

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

enough men with dead wife syndrome. i want women fresh out of toxic divorces venting their feelings through bloodbaths and john wick action sequences

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

you get what i mean.

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This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here