Baby Dyke

No she was still talking come back 😭

babe don't worry it's supposed to be a looping video 💜

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it

saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head

new chess piece called the jester which can move anywhere on the board but can't capture anything. it just gets in the way to annoy your opponent

Baby mouth perfect size for put liquor bottle in Baby sleep soundly put liquor in

tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.

This post just turned 10 years old which is pretty fucked up actually. When I made this post people would say things like “actually supernatural only has 8 seasons” but here we are in 2023 so who’s laughing now. Not me I want to die

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

fatphobia, ableism, and acephobia/arophobia are all intertwined because at their core they rest on a bedrock of “being Healthy is a moral imperative; fixing your Unhealthiness is a moral requirement; and I get to decide what counts as the health standard that you need to strive for, and if you choose not to do, if you dare to be happy with yourself in a way I deem unhealthy, that is a moral failing I am morally allowed to punish you for”

I'm gonna be honest, reading this made me realize I have a bit of that attitude in regards to fatness. It could be projection since I am worried about my weight for my own fitness specifically... [though strangely enough I kinda like how I look while fat, which is a touch paradoxical] My logic is that being healthy is important for the sake of your future self and future happiness, so it should be something that everyone considers important. I do try my best not to be pushy about it, and if I do see it as a moral failing it's a minor one, but yeah maybe that is a little fucked up, especially since there are people with chronic conditions who have no choice but to be deemed "Unhealthy"...

i really wish tumblr wouldn’t do that “oops teehee!something went wrong with the reblog. try again? uwu” shit like just tell me the op blocked me instead of pussyfooting around pretending it’s a connection issue. i’m a big kid i can handle it