Twee, deliberate mislabelling which appeals to kind-hearted people who know nothing about how the real thing is produced.
On the funnier side, ignorance about anything closer to nature than a supermarket shelf can result in gems like this one:
Regular yogurt for me. Thanks.
(As for ignorance, this post is epic and getting more so every time I see it.)
Shearingâs not skinning and itâs not painful, unless some guy getting busy with a manscaping clipper means heâs flaying himself alive.
Shearing is an all-over haircut, call it sheepscaping if need be though expect some odd looks, and good shearers - as @ruusverdâ said, bad shearers earn a bad rep and soon earn no more money - will leave less nicks on an entire sheep than I might inflict on my face if I forget to change my razor-blade.Â
Thatâs pretty impressive when dealing with a notoriously dimwit animal that doesnât understand ânow just sit still for a minuteâ and finds âsee that open gate, go through itâ a difficult concept. (Going through an unexpected hole in the hedge, however, is something sheep do with great ease and willingness, especially if thereâs a soon-to-be-ex herb garden on the far sideâŚ)
âAll warm and snuggly in their woolly jumpersâŚâ Oh puh-leeze. A jumper is a garment which can be taken off and put on as required. A sheepâs fleece is nothing of the sort. Irelandâs just had a heatwave, so which of these two would have been more comfortable the other day when it was 30°C / 90°F in the shade?
But look at the blood! goes the outcry about sheep with red stains. Hereâs what that âbloodâ is. Unless the outcriers believe the front half is royal and bleeds blue, itâs just dye.
Why dye? There are various reasons: to show who owns which sheep in a mixed flock of the same breed, or to indicate if one has been dosed with something, or to mark if a ewe has mated with a ram.
The ram wears a harness - AFAIK not black leather with chrome studs, at least not on any farm near here - which holds a dye-pad on his chest. After heâs done his business, the hopefully-preggers ewe will have a patch of that dye on her rump as in the photo.
Different colours let the farmer know which ramâs been busy if thereâs more than one, or with one ram, on what day the mating occurred so they can calculate when to expect lambs. That kit suggests rams get one day a week offâŚ
Besides shearing sheep to stop them overheating, if the weather is rainy rather than sunny theyâll still need sheared to stop them getting waterlogged.
A waterlogged sheep is a top-heavy sheep, and since rainy weather will have made the ground slippery, a top-heavy sheep can all too easily become a sheep on its back - a broad, flat back that wonât roll - unable to get upright.
Sheep internal organs arenât meant to be upside down and inversion will eventually kill them, if theyâre not gutted by a fox first. Crows will have had their eyes long before then.
Forget deceitful propaganda about fake wool, hereâs some REAL advice about how to do a sheep a (literal) good turn.
Iâve done it myself, and though sheâd already lost one eye - hoodie crows donât miss a chance - that ewe survived and next spring produced what I was told were two fine lambs. I felt pretty good about that.
This is what shearing really looks like, and thatâs not the behaviour of an animal in distress or pain. Baffled, maybe, but any human whose haircut started with a judo throw would be baffled too..
The end result is a 12lb / 5.5kg load of insulation which the sheep no longer has to carry about. Howâd you like being stuck inside that lot on a hot day?
The âshearing is cruelâ fruitloops rely on deliberate lies, gullibility and lack of knowledge. Be aware.
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