Baby Dyke

No she was still talking come back 😭

babe don't worry it's supposed to be a looping video 💜

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

can we hurry up and make it legal to have boobs out in public it's been too hot outside lately

I can’t be topless in public even if it’s legal cause some scandalized puritan is gonna put me on tiktok

I worry a little bit that people who refuse to learn about ai as a part of their anti ai position are going to be extremely unprepared to understand what’s actually scary about it and already have their digital literacy at risk tbh

not that I am some genius in this regard but if you follow ai developments even slightly you might change the things you are most worried about. do people know the extent to which ai is already eating itself and how meaningless this is making swaths of the internet. do people know that there are plenty of random mid-sized companies today buying their employees’ likenesses to create digital clones and using these to make hundreds of videos. I am so much more worried about labor and surveillance and abuse than people becoming lazy about writing emails. and idk man I sort of like and respect people who are willfully ignorant about it as a way of minimizing its force in their lives and I am in some ways jealous but also when I see posts that basically still boil down to “chatgpt will never fool me” I am like 😭😭😭 for one thing not the only thing to be concerned about, for another thing I am really sorry but I don’t think you’re right

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

What the “haha millennials can’t even make phone calls” crowd fails to appreciate is that making phone calls is a far more user-hostile and physically uncomfortable experience than it was 15-20 years ago.

The most mundanely dehumanizing experience I’ve had in the last few years was when I called a domino’s to troubleshoot a pizza order and they directed me to a call center in a different state.

Even the hold announcements are worse. “HAVE YOU TRIED USING OUR APP/WEBSITE?” Yes you stupid motherfuckers, there’s no mcfucking options there, give me a live person who actually works for you and isn’t in a call center somewhere in hell being paid pennies a day!!!!

also part of the problem is that a huge percentage of people use their phone as their primary computing device, and many may not necessarily have a laptop at all. that means not only can you not hold it on your shoulder to type on your computer, your computer is also your phone, which you can't use while you're talking! I mean, okay, you can, if you put it on speaker or headphones, but that's kind of annoying since you have to deal with peripherals and/or disturbs the people around you, AND there's a possibility the stupid robot on the phone will ask you to type some shit on your keypad and you can't be on some website at the same time as the phone if you have to do that. it's a sensory nightmare

the ones that ask you to speak verbally to the bot are also a nightmare, as they don't seem to understand you half the time. And many will only give you a certain number of "sorry, could you repeat that" before saying, "we're sorry, we didn't hear what you said. Please use our website, or call back later" and hanging up, sending you back to the very start.

cool hack actually: most of those you can press 1, 2, 3 in the order that the options come up

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

Stephen King rightly gets a lot of shit for frequently having his characters think and speak in pop culture references that only make sense if you spent your formative years in 1970s Maine, but I feel like articulating that particular criticism on Tumblr is something of a glass-houses situation.

Like, yeah, King will have literal space aliens making pop culture references that only old men from small-town Maine would plausibly make; however, I have seen the kinds of novels that people who spent their twenties on Tumblr write, and there is also a very definite sense of time and place.