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many will attempt to "end" the hug after only five to ten seconds of holding you. crucially, this is where the claws come into play

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

lining the timeline up with the clues we have so far and realizing dess was probably an early teen when she went missing makes the roaring knights behavior make wayyyy more sense. Of course they'd be a stupid aura farming idiot they're permanently 15 with magic powers

babe r u ok? u rebloged the good puppy affirmation post w th lil pink dog

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield