shut the fuck off kid

the ONLY film spiderman tbh

i hate this fucking site so much *clicks reblog*

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

Ah, the Mary Suez.

hundreds of years of language evolution and innumerable events had to line up in the exact right order for that pun to make sense.

$27.99

Her husband (husband? boytoy? Idk) is literally an environmental activist of course she would

excuse me, did you just call Kermit the frog an environmental activist and boy toy?

He's manifestly both

top 5 plastic chairs i'd love to die in

Wheres the last 2 op

They died in plastic chair number 3

Mewtwo….

THE LAST ONE WHAT THE FUCK

I am such a slut for candles 😍😍😍😩😩😩😩🤤 I will moan on aisle 9 if I smell a bomb ass candle idc y’all

End up missing the shot because of the mind shattering orgasm you get the moment he's in range with his shrussy out

why staff thought they could turn this dumpster oven into something profitable is wildly beyond me

if you’re gonna give your baby an ipad you might as well leave them in a casino

just let them play slots in vegas. if they’re gonna get their tiny little brains overstimulated by lights and sounds they might as well become an earner