sand crab hidey hole

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

a 5’7” white boy has been reported doing wall pushups outside a 7/11

now something bad is happening

jesus christ

he falled down

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?

Sure! You always did that when we were younger!

hey bro last night was really fun, i felt my inner flower bloom in your presence. sadly the only butterfly species with a long enough proboscis went extinct long ago. but i saw you ate that fruit cup without cutlery so maybe not all hope is lost

here at megacorporation, one of our core values is number go up. our other core value is rate at which number go up go up. these two core values guide us in our mission to exploit you as effectively as possible

the funnest part of reading books is telling people the plot like its hot gossip

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches