I'm really feeling it!

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

Just a funky lil’ creature.

what is fucking going on with people pretending elliot page is unilaterally treated better after coming out i feel insane

instating a new rule that if youre going to say something about elliot page being treated better as a man you first have to open his imdb page and read through his list of roles keeping in mind that he came out as trans in 2020

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

i think super mario sunshine feels great to play on the gamecube with the gamecube controller. i dont believe the switch has pressure variation so that one will probably be bad

"mario sunshine feels bad to control" are you sure its not just that the way most games control became more standardized in the early 2010s and have remained the same ever since and youre not used to games that feel different from the ones youve been playing for well over a decade now. also have you tried navigating a menu on Any Wii Game recently