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kinda knew it was over the second elon musk did a literal nazi salute in front of the entire nation and international media and literally nothing was done about it

your feelings are so easily hurt huh?

this shitty website forcing age verification for ppl in the uk guess yall never seeing me again might be dueces forreal

like the way this country is making it entirely impossible to exist in online spaces without orwellian levels of privacy breaching is so maddening. like its actually wild how close to v for vendetta we get everyday i hate constantly having to say that crackhead alan moore was right and yet

it's crazy how if you rub poop into a regular open wound you'll probably get sick and die but you can have a bleeding butthole every day for a week and be totally fine

#buttholemiracle

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

We gotta do something about the way dog owners behave. No other pet owner is just bringin the pet wherever the fuck they go all the time but for some reason with dog owners they think its fine if they bring their dog to the gym and taco bell and whatever. And you invite a dog owner to your house where youve got your own pets youve got your dog and your cats and whatever it is you have and this dog owner shows up at your door like "oh i brought my dog i hope thats okay hes so sweet youll love him" and it is always the most untrained poorly behaved agressive animal that has ever lived. And we all have to pretend like its acceptable behaviour well im sick of it

oh fuck yum

Every post in 2014 was like this