filth is my politics

the upside is whenever i take my cat to the vet every single employee is like omg.....are you the owner of the sweetest little lady we have ever met......the darling with one eye. and i'm like yes :)

ppl b like we are on the FAST TRACK to real life NAZI GERMANY FASCISM. to illustrate how seriously i take this threat, i'm going to sound self-righteous on public radio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dealing with literally anything w/o a smart phone is like. somebody tries to send you a link fifteen times. you tell them you need to fill out actual paper forms and pay in person. theyre like um............are you sure. and then you have to show them your phone bc they always think i'm like. lying to inconvenience them for two minutes. then whoever it is acts like the act of Using the Printer and pulling out a card reader is taking ten million years off your life. they ask you five more times if you're sure you cant do it on your phone during all this. meanwhile youre like can i please give you my thousand dollars so i can have my cat back <3

unfortunate disease that means anytime some new piece of unflattering information comes out about nasa i'm immediately compelled to go Well i'm sure this means NOTHING about the 1969 moon landing and i'm just being CRAZY as PER USUAL

ok bye