I Know They Aren't Renaissance Cats Now

World's largest rubber band ball escapes containment in freak county fair accident. Experts on the scene say it was doing some "real Katamari ass shit" to the fairgrounds.

Quiznos Coyote is a mood that you can feel. next time you feel it say "I feel Quiznos Coyote about this."

cuddlejob from a girl with huge affections

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

i love talkative cats like yeah meow meow meow you're so real bro

[Trent reznor voice](close as physically possible to the microphone) ssix little monkeys, jumping on the bed.. one fell down, and he bumped his head

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon