I Know They Aren't Renaissance Cats Now

and yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows

You know the part of your life right now that feels most like a cage? Start planning your escape. Do it now. You will never have more of your life left to spend free from that prison than you do right now. Once you get out, the only regret you will have is not having done so sooner.

bullying my kittens by saying mean things like “aren’t you tired of being a baby? don’t you want to grow up already?”

the answer is no, they’re milking it for all it’s worth

she asks me what dr pepper tastes like and i say not everything tastes like something else

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

i luv u too

wait what was in the stew

We gotta do something about the way dog owners behave. No other pet owner is just bringin the pet wherever the fuck they go all the time but for some reason with dog owners they think its fine if they bring their dog to the gym and taco bell and whatever. And you invite a dog owner to your house where youve got your own pets youve got your dog and your cats and whatever it is you have and this dog owner shows up at your door like "oh i brought my dog i hope thats okay hes so sweet youll love him" and it is always the most untrained poorly behaved agressive animal that has ever lived. And we all have to pretend like its acceptable behaviour well im sick of it

ok well this user supposed remembering that children are people who deserve to participate in human society, and pets are not

Don't care, keep them at home or live in the middle of nowhere so you don't bother the rest of the public. Same applies to any type of pet