This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.
Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Jules of Nature
Xuebing Du

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cherry valley forever
Today's Document
occasionally subtle
The Bowery Presents

The Stonewall Inn

shark vs the universe
$LAYYYTER
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This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.
Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

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this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine
One of the best letters Iβve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.
As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, itβs a great time to revisit Dinah from Devonβs memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.
Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinahβs diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.
57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, itβs over. UGH.
5 0 Β Β Y E A R S Β Β A G O
Happy Moon Landing Day! β€οΈπ©βππ

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The kids are aight
The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes
And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles
I was going to say, holy shit her doing all those things in stilettos.
btw Iβve found these stretches from the WAK blog very helpful when knitting a lot:
Plus make sure to take breaks regularly - and stop if anything starts to hurt!
especially with gift knitting I know it can be tempting to push through it for a deadline, but itβs really not worth causing long term injury. (And anyone knit-worthy should be understanding of that, imho.) Stay well :)
Also good for artists drawing with pencils/on a tablet/with a pen!
Also good for writers
And crocheters (that word looks wrong)
Say hookers coward
Movement nudge! More hands!
With the Namaste movement, because I climb as well, I like to rotate my hands away from my body, so the steepled fingers are pointing outwards, rotate as far as I can until I feel a gentle stretch down the insides of my forearms. Give it a try!

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she's always staring at him
reblogs were off
I made a thing.Β Happy pride π³οΈβπ
all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me
I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks
This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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HAPPY MAY 3RD TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE :')
oh yes it's that time of year
I scheduled this a year ago. I was prepared
I schedule this a year ago again. If it works, it works. I was prepared.