Spelled The Way It Sounds

psychopomp

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

Coca Cola flavored Oreos taste like if you could eat clipart

I think they add an important element of randomness to the environment. My father in law bought 6 or 7 boxes of the Selena Gomez Oreos so he could set a Selena Gomez Oreo alarm to go off mid workday and then say to his coworkers, "Oh, my Selena Gomez Oreo alarm is going off!" and unearth from his locker his 6 or 7 boxes of Selena Gomez Oreos so he and his coworkers could distribute them around the neonatal ICU ward where they work. He said it livened up an otherwise extremely dreary day.

As someone who works in an arts and crafts store, I have sold SO MUCH resin to people who are using the celebrity-themed ones to make jewelry

Wait are they using the packaging or are they trying to freeze an Oreo in carbonite

the last five years otherwise known as the Biggest Self Burn Musical ever written hello???? sir we are Not on Jamie's side???

i think if my husband ended our marriage with a note that said “i could never rescue you” i would end up on the news

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

These images are from the MulderTorture Anonymous archive, check out their Fanlore page to learn more about how they would organized Mulder's pain.

No you don’t understand. This is my best friend I met because we’re both really into torture

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

well damn . egg on my face

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.