gingersnapped

‘How much did you sell me for’ lmao this whole scene has me rolling

QM looks like he’s about to have an aneurysm

‘This is the moment to win him over’ um good luck with that

YQQ: are you saying you haven’t tapped that???

//clutches chest// they’re so in love

I mean, you could try apologizing for having been a bitch, Granny Kang

Honestly, you’d think a princess would be more used to the concept of an arranged marriage

FCY: ‘maybe we can stay in here and make our own fireworks, if you know what I mean’ that’s what she should have said

Awwww, Dr. Zhao got his wife a bracelet! So cute!

YZ: not now boner

I was going to say ‘surely a swordfight in the street would solve this issue’ but then it actually did so okay

HJY: you can arrest me if you want but it would be fucking stupid as hell

WZ: //is exactly that stupid//

Ma’am. Leave the lanterns alone.

Nice going, Song Yan

Changning covering her eyes and counting through the violence is always so funny (though I bet there will come a time when it won’t be)

Ah, beating up the ex together ~just couple things~

Gongsun: why do I never know what’s going on

sending medication through the mail internationally is VERY complicated so his solution is that he'll get a 90 day supply of all his meds picked up by one of us, his children, at a local pharmacy, and we'll FLY DOWN TO SEE HIM with it. every 3 months.