all mirth & no matter

DJ keep the music volume the exact same

We genuinely need to romanticize aging because the dread destroys us all

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

I’m whatever it is where if you walk into the womens section you feel like you’ll be killed. And if you walk into the mens section you feel like you’ll be killed. So I’ve narrowed it down to either cisgender or transgender.

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

did you seriously just disturb my slumber