"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

what flavour is blue powerade? mountain blast? that's not a real flavour.

they call me powrerade the way i mount and blast

im sorry

never apologise for living your truth

if I found out I was prophesied to kill my father, fuck my mother, and bring a curse upon my city, I would simply move to a different city and leave my parents behind to avoid it.

by zeus this can’t be happening

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

You're not immune to being the bully btw. You're not immune to being in the wrong

"But i'm-" there is no identity or state of being that makes you immune to hurting someone. You can be convinced that you are in the right for doing so. You can be convinced that you're defending someone by doing so. You have always got to examine if you're taking pleasure in hurting someone or if you're actually doing something good.

the natural human lifespan is actually less than 2 days, but many have taken to artificially extending their lives via substances such as food/water

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

you're too caught up in the metaphor. go run a mile or push something heavy