SOME KIND OF BEAST OR GHOUL

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if i was in charge of the world first i would create 6 giant towers ( 2 at the poles, 4 spread evenly around the equator ) and they emit healing beams that heals everything

SADISTIC MUTUAL: it is a moral imperative to push the princess around, and punch her in the stomach, and roundhouse kick her in the throat, and cut her with blades ANTIMONARCHIST MUTUAL: [confused but enthusiastically going along with it] and line her up with her family and shoot her dead, and orchestrate a lie that they fled the country so that they are not remembered as martyrs

"sex should be less stigmatized and talked about more" and "you should always make sure people who dont want to consume sexual media that you present dont have to see it" are two statements that can and should coexist. by the way.

must have been scary AF to have a tummy ache in like 468AD like uh oh is this the time I get to shit to death.... and then you just fart nasty

the "we need this version of [x]" memes always have me in hysterics for some reason

girl get off that c.ai and embrace the 'x reader'

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS

does any one want to play toys with me

ohhh boy this is the most fun i’ve had

that’s my fuckable emotional support jester