"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

i used to be so anti marriage anti having kids (personally) and of course i would never ever fault little baby me but it's actually incredible how horizons expand when you realize those two things don't mean Married to Man and Giving Birth

i still don't think i want kids of my own even but i have considered becoming a foster parent someday it sounds cool as fuck

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

my promising gardening career was cut short when i was mauled by a rampaging basil plant