defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

i hate that mf so much... we gotta *remembers i dont believe in the death penalty* ...make fun of them *remembers that lolcowing is bad* in a private groupchat *remembers i need to lower my screentime and focus on exams* ... of carrier pigeons

seeing beautiful women in low cut tops with boobs spilling out is good enough reason to stay alive

it’s genuinely fucking absurd that cis people have any goddamn say at all on trans healthcare

they should make miis have allergies so if you gave them like a peanut or something they'd have an allergic reaction and it'd be all your fault

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

"It's not normal, it's just normalized" what are we doing here guys. What are we doin

One day we will let go of "normal" as a synonym for "ethical" or "good" or "acceptable" or even "common" and we will, I truly believe, begin inventing better sentences