You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

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yesterday a customer walked up to me with two big handfuls of metal spikes and went "do you have a scale??" and i said What and he repeated "a SCALE??? they're sold by the POUND how are you going to charge me" and before i could say anything else his wife goes "they're sold by the PIECE!!!!!!!!!!!" and he turns around and looks back at the sign and goes oh

jumping back and forth between the implications like (1) nails would be sold like vegetables at the grocery store (2) we Would sell them by the pound but not have any means of weighing them like can u imagine. like do u think the kroger cashiers are just eyeballing it