WE WERE FOCUSED ON THE WRONG SENATOR ALL THIS TIME YHEY GOT LINDSEY GRAHAM

my favorite part of psych is that shawn isn’t some born genius, every episode opener shows that he’s the product of a very insane detective father who specifically was trying to engineer the Perfect Crime Solving Machine

howww is every office/computer desk on the market rn only like 18 inches wide how do you fit anything on there

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

deedee megadoodoo for anyone doubting (linked video appears to have been made private)

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat