CobaltHail

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

Rare blue watermelon

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

soap makes water molecules smaller

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

The two way mirror

“listen here, cumslut.”

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

Eliminate tumblr.

pls kill tumblr

has no one mentioned the time when someone tried to defend mayonnaise as a gender?

The people that argued the inside of a red, meaty fruit should be tagged gore because vaguely looked like a bloody wound if you squinted at it.

That’s the one.

tag your gore/pomegranates asswipe 

Please keep adding to this

How about the recent “brexit correlation with mad cow disease” map that was literally just the same image in greyscale

I love the one where someone thought a production still from Platoon was an actual picture of the Vietnam War.

I nominate bad dragon horse dildo being passed off as a black man’s arm with burns (or vitiligo?) with others fawning over how beautiful it was.

wow this website sure would be better with some nupesy kat

what’s nupesy kat

WOOAH OOOH OOH OH

i had a dream that i was solid snake workin at taco bell

can we get david hayter in on this

I will protect my friends no matter what!

*dramatic shot of eyes widened and pupils getting smaller

“Both my parents passed away when I younger, so I live here by myself.”

is this love

DON’T UNDERESTIMATE ME

*screams at impossible ranges for impossible amounts of time*

Humans… Are strange creatures

*loud breathing*

bbbbaka

I’ll get stronger…to protect everyone!

HE IS MY MOST PRECIOUS PERSON

What is this feeling in my chest?

Why won’t senpai notice me?

This can’t… be!

“They sacrificed themselves…for me…why?” *hand covers half of their face while they sob*

*evil laugh* This isn’t even my final form 

“Let’s make a promise!”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-” 

“y-you can do this ____” 

*protaganist turns a corner while talking to a friend and then falls on top of a female who will later become important to the series*

*badass anime lead with a voice deeper than the flames of hell* tch.

“I don’t need you… I can take care of myself.”

“MY FRIENDS ARE MY POWER”

“Class, we have a new student with us starting today.”

*character stands up, bloodied up and bruised, and it perfectly fine after being thrown against walls and blasted with various objects*

I can’t lose you too

“with you by my side, I cant possibly lose!!”

“But..but even then…!”

*anime villain chuckle* *close shot of their eyes as they look up menacingly* “You underestimate the strength of my powers!”

*protagonist best friend’s/love interest/mentor voice* “If you kill [villain], what difference are you from them?”

“i-it’s not like I like you or anything! b-baka!”

“th-that’s..!”

“It can’t be helped…”

“We’ll have to use… that”

“You can’t possibly mean… that man!”

i👏bound👏this👏emoji👏to👏my👏space👏bar👏and👏i👏cant👏undo👏it

ronald reagan died without knowing about bofa…

who is ronald regean

bofa deez nuts

how do u be an adult

ya gotta own a briefcase and then fuck it

what

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

this post gets better everytime i see it

not gonna say it again. hes bigger, faster, and stronger too.

@chaosagent23