i dont even like homestuck

that's right. you're too young. your childhood fixation was hazbin hotel.

come on there has to be a middle ground between those

five nights at freddys

and yup ☝️ im what was i saying

tell the chef i said yum dot com

dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make up adjectives too. “grundlous” see easy

whats grundlous mean

of or pertaining to grundle

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

some appear to believe that washing dishes is basically a ritual action, i.e. the dish reaches a "washed" state once you have performed the actions of dish washing, involving dish soap and sponge, and that your obligation ceases once you have done this, and not at the point at which the dish is actually clean.

i ❤️ my missed opportunities #mymissedopportunities

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hey has anyone seen my potion that turns you into the dow jones

I think one of the major problems these days is how many games are shooters which leaves young men feeling like that's all they can be, and makes them unable to picture themselves as a young witch who is trying to find her neighbors lost cat in the mountains

Yeah, I think video games these days are much too violent, and don’t accurately portray the myriad job opportunities which are genuinely exciting and unique. For example, one of my favourite games as a child (back when they were good) has you play as a chemist, which led to me inventing a special glue which lets you walk up and down anything

“what’s posted on the internet stays there forever” is true for everything except that one piece of fanart you saw when you were 10 that changed the trajectory of your life forever. you will never find that again it is gone forever

just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

i’m seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs

I’m gaslighting my stove