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His fault for being beautiful

That's what I keep trying to tell him, but I'm met with the same amount of disdain

I get that from my mutuals as well

D’awwww Hades is so handsome! I love his mane!

My reward for beating Classic Mode as Walter White

horrible fucking partner just said apropos of nothing “and i’ll SUCK, and i’ll FUCK, and i’ll BLOW YOUR BACK OUT” like the big bad wolf.

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

My favorite part is when the kitty runs to the window and looks out like “the outside stuff????? It is inside?????”

I bought a Dr. Pepper for the homeless guy begging in the drive through, but by the time I got around he must have been hustled away. Now I have to drink two drinks.

Oh noooooo, I've got two Dr Peppers....and they're all for me!