Quirkless and Clueless

Had my suspicions but I have finally confirmed it this morning: The rival Pokémon Go team I have been beefing with, whose gym's total annihilation I have incorporated into my morning routine, is actually a group of local elementary school students

I always wondered why the Pokémon at this gym were so weak but today I left the house before the local students get picked up by the schoolbus and I saw a group of kids congregating around the gym pokestop and I was like "Oh no"

Congrats on being promoted to pokemon villain

I think one of the best and unintentionally funniest worldbuilding aspects in Star Wars is the reasoning of why did Bail and Breha adopt Leia instead of having their own children. Leia is first established as the princess of Alderaan before she is written to be Luke's sister. So now we need to figure out how she got to Alderaan. She was adopted because she needed to be hidden and separated from her brother. Bail was placed there to be one of the only people who knew so there would be a reason why it was them who got her. They specifically wanted a daughter. Why? Because Alderaan is a matriarchal society, so they needed a princess. Why didn't the Queen and her husband have biological children? Because they can't. Why? Because the Queen can't have kids. Why? Because she got injured as a teenager and got her internal organs replaced and her body can't handle a pregnancy. How did she get injured so badly? She fell off of a mountain. How did that happen? She was climbing it. Why was the future Queen climbing a mountain in the first place? Because she needed to go through three challenges in order to inherit the throne and one of them required her to go through something physically impressive. Why? Because before that they just held a Battle Royale for all the heirs and the one left alive got the throne and they at some point figured out that maybe they shouldn't be doing that, actually. Oh, okay.

This is also similar to how we ended up with Naboo having elected child queens in TPM. Lucas wanted Anakin to be young so the pain of being separated from his mother would be especially painful for him, but he also had to have Luke and Leia’s mother in there and he already had the idea of her being someone politically important. So, she had to be a queen, because you can have young queens far easier than young senators. But then she had to be elected so she could have term limits and be a senator in the latter two films. So, because Lucas wanted Anakin to be 9 in TPM, Naboo elects child queens.

Antis claim to be the good guys by the way. I don’t think good people send strangers rape threats—especially over fiction—but maybe that’s just me

Rich boy x farm boy “we can’t be together because my father doesn’t approve” but the farm boy’s dad is the one who doesn’t approve and the rich boy’s dad actually seems pretty chill with the situation tbh. Having a gay son is good for pr these days, the kids love Woke

the farm boy's dad isn't homophobic either he just doesn't like the rich guy trying to use his family for pr

PENCIL?!?

[Image is of a New Hope Church sign that reads, ‘God says homosexuality is in’ and two men in the foreground holding the S from the sign]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

how does this have under 10,000 notes in spite of my having seen it regularly for the entire time I’ve been on here?

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

it’s fun to stay at the Y

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*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

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none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

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