Tea Party at Hinamizawa

Omorashi porn world where World War 1 never happened because Franz Ferdinand really had to use the restroom so he urgently changed the parade route

Forcefem porn world where the Woman's Sufferage Movement was much more militant and engaged in feminization to ensure equal rights

inflation porn world where 9/11 still happens but the hijackers used bike pumps instead of box cutters

(I read this book, it is good)

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

The last time I actively noticed a wig it was because I was seeing the first Harry Potter film in Imax and the wig they put on Jason Isaacs had a visible lace line they hadn't covered up. It took a guy having a seam on his forehead for me to clock the wig.

image: cropped caption of a tiktok. "POV: you're a content creator and your kids can now sense when a sweet moment is about to become content...and immediately shut you down 😂". end ID.

there's something so deeply dystopian to me how tech companies don't understand that a forced convenience is not a convenience at all. i'm sure autocorrect is helpful for many, but a function that forcibly changes my actual written words and punctuation is taking away my language. photo filters can be nice but i need to choose using them myself or else i have lost the ability to take the picture i want. i don't want a machine to draw or write for me. taking away the option for me to do things manually feels like violence!!!! all this talk of endless opportunity, why are you RESTRICTING me

disgustedly throws youtube autodubbing onto the pyre pile

12 years on and still the best articulation ever made of how one should respond to useless critiques