oblivion npc that responds well to boasting

drow boobs

draw drow boobs. now.

"Consensual, but still weird" is underrated in toxic freaky shipping world. There are many ways you can make it weird while still having everyone agree to it

They consented but at what cost

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

dracula's son, alucard, and frankenstein's son, nietsneknarf

sorry no actually nietsneknarf is his creator's son, the monster's son is named retsnom s'nietsneknarf

he was first guy to hang out with normal people. No one had done it before

getting murdered but i can’t even afford the name brand stuff so im getting snawed in half and scrabbed to death and shit

loud warning

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

agent 47 halfway into stealing a dead man's clothes

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

awwwww man. i did real bad at bondage university and i've been suspended.....