The Universe's Personality Hire

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

"i don't know.. that's scary.." has become such a core part of my vocabulary that I forget people will not immediately understand that I'm making a reference when i say that

trying to apply Prisoner's Dilemma research to emptying the dryer lint after you empty it (helping the next person) vs. before you start it (the previous person defected against you), but I think the payoffs only work out if there's a chance that mutual defection (nobody empties it) results in a fire that destroys the building.

but removing the dryer lint also has its own utility (its fun)

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

“they’re just friends, not EVERYTHING has to be so lesbian ugh” what planet do you live on where everything is lesbian. what is its name. where is it. what is its address. what are the directions. how do i go there

Highlighting that this is “considered quite rare” but in actuality we have absolutely no idea how common this, or indeed a great many variants in sexual development, are. Because if it’s not visible from the outside then we only learn about it if doctors (or coroners) go looking, and doctors only go looking if it’s causing a problem.