I Gotta Shift Into Blueberry Mode

watched my cat smack the ever loving shit out of a spider and went oh this is probably why vhaeraun and eilistraee have cats as their favoured animals

theyre making spiders mandatory in sex. theyre saying its not sex unless a spider is involved

Shit you hear in Menzoberranzan

i see that i've carefully put that important document away in a completely unknown location

Friendly reminder that being into fucked up kinks doesn't make you a fucked up person.

actually, that sex scene is load-bearing

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

but if i dont see immediate results for my efforts ill die

restrained summer fun. tied up summer fun. bound and gagged summer fun.