cybertrucks are so amazing to me. sure it may be unsafe to drive and unimaginably expensive and ugly as shit but at least everyone who sees you driving it thinks youre a nazi

i thought maybe it was shitpost but no

my parents r visiting friends in boston and ended up at a red sox game im so proud we’re now a true american sports family 🥲

baseball heritage post

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

hey whats with that sign

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

no offense but check yes juliet kill the limbo i’ll keep tossin rocks at your window

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

Babe, are you okay? You reblogged Nick Barlow’s Clusterfuck/Keep It Together again