brave people do brave things

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

I have GOT to stop spending $30

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

i feel bad for people who don’t read fan fiction. imagine only having canon

staying silly is all i got left like i got no money no prospects i’m a burden to my parents and i’m frightened

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.