i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

buffy summers when she finds out the club in sunnydale has been condemned: our club of bronze is collapsing

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

imagine an expanse of graves spanning miles and miles, too many miles for you to traverse

imagine a little mouse sleeping and his bed is a can of sardines and he wears a little hat

and what is his pillow and blanket?

just a regular pillow and blanket but like so small sized for meece 🤏

now imagine, if you will; this mouse awakening, stirring, noticing no glass at his bedside table, throwing off his small meece sized blanket, lighting a candle, and trudging dozily to his mouse kitchen for a suck of water

is there an ai bubble bubble?

picturing a scenario where so many people have shorted tech stocks in anticipation of an ai bust that the economy will collapse if the economy doesnt collapse

he doesn’t know it but russell crowe’s dream job is playing the king at a renaissance festival. horseback riding. grand monologues. silly little outfits. a fuckass accent. leading the tavern in a singalong. unlimited beer on tap. nobody gets to speak to him unless they make it through his entourage. putting people in the stocks. getting put in the stocks himself.

Out of control Edwardian youths refuse to clap at production of Peter Pan, force distraught J.M Barrie to pull out rarely seen "Tinkerbell Fucking Dies" ending

I did not know this and I'm grateful for being informed

I am a certified hater of audience participation but let me tell you, it is almost impossible not to clap during this scene. Even as a full grown adult.

the thing is it literally should be darla getting angel pregnant if anyone has to get pregnant on this damn show but like it would literally let him process his combined desires to be as human as possible in contrast to seeing the way to do that as thru performance of traditional masculinity and also darla would love to be a deadbeat mom never speaking to her kid ever again and shes literally the head of their evil vampire family she was getting people pregnant with the idea of future vampires this just makes it more real and then she would get a pathetic phone call from angel like im pregnant and its yours and she would laugh and say ok not my problem but she would still show up to homoerotically menace cordy anyways

in a past life i was the ballistic gel torso they bring out on stuff like knife or death or mythbusters. to cut the questions off at the pass, yes it's still a past life even though i was born before my life as the ballistic gel torso, and continue to live well past the end of my life as the ballistic gel torso, and also yes, it was sexual

What was it like directing hellboy

for the longest time I didn't realise the nodding emoji was someone nodding i thought it was just someone with their head bowed and a heavenly light behind them. and people would use it to reply to takes they agree with to show they worship the op 🙂‍↕️

Working with different business cultures all over the globe, my biggest surprise is that while the USA is bad, it's not actually the very absolute worst I've ever worked with.

I can imagine all the guesses, but if you haven't talked with a crap ton of people from dozens of countries, it's not obvious.

Apparently tumble ate my explanation, but the worst business guys are Australians.