would you still love me if i was a symbiote dragon

no, white baby, racism isn’t a valid trauma response.

if you say “i love mary jane watson” in front of men they instantly start killing you

proposal to replace the common usage of "chud" with "chump" so as to not throw around a word that means facist... it is better to have a chump son than a chud son but it still conveys the fact that he is a loser and you don't like him very much

like if you're looking for a word with a similar mouthfeel and loserly connotations you can slot into place where you or others have been using chud in a playful manner i think chump is just the ticket. fuck my chimp life okay my typo has spawned a beautiful new opportunity what is a chimp life and why wouldn't someone like to have one

never try to date or find connections, only read comics. nothing else is important

i tried to learn a language but my demon eye started glowing and i fell to the floor feeling the burning agony of a thousand hells

have we considered that peter parker doesn't need a mentor

have we considered peter parker doesn't need random ass parental figures

Someone else come fuck that guy for me

Why does marvel never make graphic novels man...like yeah actually i do wanna see an avengers high school au. And get rick remender to write jt