a silent throng of loathsome spiders come and weave their webs

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

no! cozy games will kill the patient. she needs violent dogshit to live

turning a big dial taht says "pjackk is banned" on it and constantly looking for approval like a contestant on the price is right

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

i think it's easy to hate on software because it's objectively less cool than hardware and theres a lot more potential for slop and adversarial interactions (exactly because of the cheapness that makes software so wonderful) etc. id like to suggest you take a moment to think of all the wonderful software in your life. wikipedia, your navigation app of choice, editing software (image music video etc). social media depending on how you feel about that. google.com. thank you software. if you like, share some beloved software in your life. mwah

Please pray that the Lord restores my Gindr chats!

the world hates nocturnal girls

very much hoping that the next leap will be the leap home