#1 Duelist Specialisation Fan

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

What do you suppose the master does when they're not hassling the Doctor. Like do they have hobbies or is it just full time plotting.

Troublingly it's plausible that the answer might be watch Bluey

Watch Bluey & then start Bluey discourse online

Tumblr users will say "queer history" and mean "midcentury archival records from a specific US-American city that I have extrapolated into a universal mythos" and not even blink

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit