#1 Duelist Specialisation Fan

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

related: it genuinely boggles my mind that people seriously get their feelings hurt over the VS not trusting Shepard on Horizon. sorry to everyone who expects children's media-caliber emotional validation from adult oriented entertainment but Ashley could literally shoot Shepard in the face and I'd be like 💦💦💦 boss babe alert 💦💦💦

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

where’s that post like “anyone who calls a villain monologue unrealistic has clearly never seen a famous person double down on twitter” i have a stupid joke to make

That’s right. I am Kira. (🧵 1/?)

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