#1 Duelist Specialisation Fan

You... brought her home, right? Called her owners? Did something to get her generally in the direction of the people who certainly must miss their daughter dearly?

no they just took a picture for tumblr and then threw the cat down a sewer drain

yay!

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out 

i need every new character in deltarune chapter 5 to be a woman and i’m so serious. i miss queen so bad. i miss carol holiday. toby fox i am speaking into your ear you have got to make more female characters we have to kill spamtenna

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

#MyFly

shut up im MLM fuck you

IDC about your essential oils

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

and what if I told you guys that virtually everyone you ever meet will turn out to be really interesting if you give them a chance

some real miserable fucks in the notes I fear

I'm not even saying you have to talk to every single person you meet. and you're certainly not going to LIKE all of them. but every person does have a rich interior life and complex feelings and unique worldview. sorry.

this is truly one of the most tumblr posts i've ever seen. i know chronically online people exist in all corners of the internet but i feel like this is the only place where someone could say something as uncontroversial as "you will find out that people have personalities when you talk to them" and get responses like "oh so you're making the ABLEIST assertion that i should FORCE MYSELF to push past my SOCIAL ANXIETY to talk to BIGOTS????" amazing work, guys

the princess would like to add you on discord and rarely speak to you