dreamy & memey

not to brag but i went through a whole bus journey with no music #monklife #catholicism #iamclosertogodthanyou

SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT

they call me the avoider for reasons i don't really want to talk about

i love punishing apps by turning off all their notifications

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

the fastest car in happy town goes over 200 smiles per hour

the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.

reminder that coming up with some fake little dudes and creating intricate storylines in your head is a completely free and fun way to pass the time and the government can't stop you

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*