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i went to gay loser island, theyre calling it trinity college dublin these days

Tell you what, we could've had a nice life together! Fucking real good life! Had us a Rivoli gig of our own. But you didn't want it, Jay! So what we got now is 2008! Everything's built on that! That's all we got, dude, fucking all. So I hope you know that, even if you never know the rest! You count the damn few times that we have completed a plan in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Ottawa and you tell me you'll leave me for needing something that I hardly ever get. You have no idea how bad it gets! And I'm not you - I can't make it on a couple of high-altitude schemes once or twice a year! You are too much for me, Bird, you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you.

professor layton and the crank ass village

we would like to formally apologise to all our fans and haters for going on hiatus for several days and not telling and not giving you warning. we will be sacrificing one of our members in penance. it will be lewis. thank you for your time

In every life the joker has come to me fully formed

its like 3am and theres a cloud shaped like golden freddies face outside im so scared right now

Airport liveblog!!!

This guy is blue for an amazing reason

We're all brothers and sisters in one big space station called earth

scientists are saying one person died in the martian war

streets are saying zendaya will play hawk tuah in the next avengers movie

Space is like war, you should never send brothers

Space is like war

I'd be a musk head if there were giant worms on mars