Redhead with Bedhead

Opening a tarot booster pack i got 4 common Towers and one holographic Death

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

yeah what is it

its behind the read more button

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

Considering introducing a controlled burn to the prairies of my mind

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"