wise words of the nut

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

do you think the inevitable divorce will make Taylor Swift’s music better or worse

we need legislation banning games >100GB

OPTIMIZE YOUR SHIT BETTER THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A 150GB GAME!!!

upon reviewing the notes I'm changing my position. games must be <50GB. no more mandatory 8k uncompressed textures!!! I don't believe in 8k I think it's fake

to be clear games really ought to be around 20 gigs or less. but I think in the spirit of generosity and mercy we won't criminally prosecute the developers until the file sizes breaks 50

Helldivers 2 heard you and went from 156 to 23

The mythical disabled person who is so disabled that everyone consistently supports and accommodates them without question is a straw man which only exists as a hypothetical for the political purpose of denying real disabled people care while still being able to argue that said care would be accessible to disabled people who "actually deserves it"

You need to let the soft animal that is your body rest . . . except me! My body is a metaphorical horse that I’m working to death and that’s cool and fine.

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

Adding charms and keychains to random things definitely improves the living experience

Hello Billy. Papa is out of the evil warehouse today. Before you is a set of colored pencils, a book of shapes and numbers, and a coloring book consisting of gruesome depictions of my best traps. You may also watch some television. There is orange juice and leftovers in the fridge which you must finish in 12 hours, or else they will go bad. Love you son

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

"but they support [dictator] and [violent action]!" okay is it possible that a combination of propaganda, election rigging, and authoritarian crackdowns on dissent could lead a population to look like it supports something most people would find distasteful under more reasonable circumstances

how far into his term as mayor does zohran get the big top hat and monocle. i kind of thought he’d have them by now

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

i need to lock in (doesnt)

i need to lock in (doesnt)