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Well damn. I was going to be spending less time online anyway, but it would have been nice for them not to ruin online. Feel free to send me an ask or DM for alternate contact details if you know me (mutuals and people I've talked to before included!).
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My favorite Philomena Cunk bits are when she's talking to Professor Ronald Hutton, who specializes in folklore and paganism in the British Isles. Mainly because she's trying her damnest to throw him off by asking the stupidest questions she can think of, and he's not even phased because he's a folklore and paganism historian so OF COURSE he's been asked worse questions in earnest.
He's one of my favorite TV historians and shows up in Farm Series and its related shows a lot to contextualize the festivals and rituals they do on there and explain what they meant to the people who lived in the time period. One of my favorite lectures he gives on is about bonfires and the superstition around the Bloody Flux and how we had no idea what actually caused it until some fairly recent humanitarian crises.
To the tumblr user who I just blocked, I hope you at least know (if you're not a bot, which I suspect you might be) that 'can I get your mom's linkedin' is, like, a generational innovation in negging
when i posted this i didn't realize people would think i mean that people are too mean or weird about popular characters in a negative way. i was thinking about the fact that popular characters get turned into boring homogeneous sexless avatars with no edge or depth who are only allowed to be a representation of fans' personal experiences and therefore cannot do wrong without it being explained away or somehow someone else's fault because otherwise it's a personal attack upon the fan
One part of the architecture of the new Defunctland video that I really liked was how the inclusion of all the sketchy interactions with "living characters" (sexual harassment, transphobia, etc) wound up tying in well with the concluding thesis statement abt how theme park attractions are all made and operated by real people somewhere in there. You certainly only get pushy "flirting" from theme park characters when there's a real person behind it who feels like they've got enough anonymity and plausible deniability of "playing a character" to get away with it. And these human biases are built into the soundboard characters too: voice line options are sorted by whether a targeted guest is a boy or a girl (or adult man or woman), and the options that follow that choice are based on social presumptions for said gender. Roz has "flirtatious" voice line options for adult men, for example, but I doubt operators are given those same options if the targeted guest is a woman. Presumably soundboard characters have many more princess-related options under the "girl" menu, and this is based off assumptions the real people putting the attraction together made. And in operating the "living character", the real person working the soundboard is making choices based on thier own biases and assumptions about a given guest.
So of course automation is dreamt up to be a solution to the "embarrassment" of failed human interactions and subsequent poor customer experiences. We wouldn't want another Stitch gender rant. But behind all the attempts at automating "living characters" are real human developers who are bringing their real human biases to their work. There are assumptions being made about what a given guest wants to hear, and what their human reactions to an automated character imply. Developers can try and assign quantitative values to a facial expression, but they're still making assumptions about how the numbers they come up with will apply to hundreds of thousands of people. Thus any time an automated character expresses social biases, it remains a reflection of its human "operators" despite the superficial removal of humans from the equation. (I'm also considering things like the orientalist tropes wrapped up in Destini's character, for example, to be an expression of social biases. Real people decided this was the best way to present the idea they've been developing to the public.)
I think this is all important to keep in mind as AI chatbots and facial recognition technology built on these same technical principles become more prevalent in broader society. These technologies are not exempt from human social biases because they were developed and programmed by real human beings. When automated facial recognition programs return false positives in criminal databases for a random Black person, or identify a US citizen as an illegal immigrant, that's not the cold, impartial thinking of a machine, it's the result of racism that came with the technology's development, and the decision by real people to use the technology to identify "real" criminals and illegal immigrants. We all had a laugh at that one TERF dating app that used facial recognition on applicants that ended up rejecting cis women it assumed were trans, but that isn't a result of those women not "passing" by the neutral logic of a machine, it's the result of the very same bigotry the app's creators baked into the system. At the end of the day, these technologies are just as human as anything else a real person creates, but they provide enough distance and plausible deniability from their developers that people feel comfortable using them as impartial parties passing logical judgement outside of human bias.
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We can try and invent discourse as a joke all we want but nothing will compare to the real home grown takes on here such as hating landfillslop consumerism is actually Catholic
"But AI can't do your job. It can help you do your job, but that doesn't mean it's going to save anyone money. Take radiology: there's some evidence that AIs can sometimes identify solid-mass tumors that some radiologists miss, and look, I've got cancer. Thankfully, it's very treatable, but I've got an interest in radiology being as reliable and accurate as possible.
If my Kaiser hospital bought some AI radiology tools and told its radiologists: "Hey folks, here's the deal. Today, you're processing about 100 x-rays per day. From now on, we're going to get an instantaneous second opinion from the AI, and if the AI thinks you've missed a tumor, we want you to go back and have another look, even if that means you're only processing 98 x-rays per day. That's fine, we just care about finding all those tumors."
If that's what they said, I'd be delighted. But no one is investing hundreds of billions in AI companies because they think AI will make radiology more expensive, not even if that also makes radiology more accurate. The market's bet on AI is that an AI salesman will visit the CEO of Kaiser and make this pitch: "Look, you fire 9/10s of your radiologists, saving $20m/year, you give us $10m/year, and you net $10m/year, and the remaining radiologists' job will be to oversee the diagnoses the AI makes at superhuman speed, and somehow remain vigilant as they do so, despite the fact that the AI is usually right, except when it's catastrophically wrong.
"And if the AI misses a tumor, this will be the human radiologist's fault, because they are the 'human in the loop.' It's their signature on the diagnosis."
This is a reverse centaur, and it's a specific kind of reverse-centaur: it's what Dan Davies calls an "accountability sink." The radiologist's job isn't really to oversee the AI's work, it's to take the blame for the AI's mistakes.
This is another key to understanding – and thus deflating – the AI bubble. The AI can't do your job, but an AI salesman can convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that can't do your job. This is key because it helps us build the kinds of coalitions that will be successful in the fight against the AI bubble."
- Cory Doctorow, The Reverse Centaur’s Guide to Criticizing AI
i hope you understand that "chasing thinness" can be legitimately very good for health. Crash diets and weight cycling no, but sustained life changes yes. Fat people shouldnt be obligated to change though
as someone who's thin as fuck because of disability + food intake disorder bullshit and hates it, i hope everyone understands that chasing fatness can be legitimately good for health
#also like as someone who has made the sustained lifestyle changes anon is referring to#literally was not able to do that in a healthy way while chasing thinness#because the goal was not 'eat healthy meals and do exercise' it was 'lose weight'#and the healthy things in that equation are the eating fresh food and doing exercise#so when i started doing those things because i like to eat a vegetable and lift a weight that became actually sustainable#you made a meal and went to the gym. goal accomplished#when i was doing them to lose weight the goal being weight loss meant when that didn't happen i had to try something different#instead of healthy meals i would eat and enjoy it was 'what do i cut out to lose weight'#instead of going to do some exercise i can make a happy part of my routine it was pushing myself past the point of reasonable exertion#even from the lens of making lifestyle changes it is so much better making the changes because they are good things to be at
^^^^^^
chasing thinness is antithetical to caring for your body, even if for some caring for their body leads to that body being thinner.
Disclaimer: the user who made this reply is a pretty obvious troll... But I still find it really funny,
Because if that doesn't just sum up how people talk about trans men & mascs.
You say "I advocate for trans men's rights" and they'll respond "oh so you hate trans women??"
Like. No, but we are talking about trans men. Fucking obviously I will fight tooth and nail for trans women & fems, I'd sooner choke on broken glass than abandon my trans sisters. I just ALSO think transmasc folks such as myself deserve a platform and the ability to talk about the issues we face in everyday life due to transphobia, and yes, transandrophobia.
OBVIOUSLY I'm gonna talk about transmasc issues more. Y'know why? BECAUSE I'M TRANSMASC. Because if you want to hear about transfem issues, you should talk to some transfems! I'm not gonna fucking speak for them because I'm not an asshole!
takes a real artist to go "i have to deface this billboard promoting an evil corporation's evil product. but crucially☝️the typeface and kerning must match or else it's cringe"
If you make it look official, people will leave it up. I knew someone who replaced all the motivational posters at work with 'demotivation' versions and corp didnt notice for like 2 years.
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sorry if this is a stupid and/or weird question but your response to that anon talking about people experiencing orgasms during childbirth made me wonder if there's a certain point in development after which it'd be weird for pregnant people to have sex or masturbate, since after a certain point the fetus(?) can hear? like, should people do it quietly or does it just not really matter? sorry again but i am genuinely clueless
should. should pregnant people have sex quietly so their baby doesn't hear?
okay even assuming your unborn child can hear you fucking. it's like having sex in front of your stuffed animals or your dog, dude. they have absolutely no understand of what is going on. they don't give a shit. at no point is any person who has ever or will ever be born going to go "oooooh man I think hearing my parents fuck while I was in utero really fucked me up actually" that's not how anything works. they're too busy going "mmm yummy amniotic fluid" they do not know or care that sex is happening
I swear this is a consequence of the "life begins at conception" propaganda. Combined with the recurrent moral panic about "protecting children" (from knowledge).
Absolutely rancid combination of Christian morality with Christian morality.
I'm sad to say that the rise of fascism has been visible in my inbox for years as people become increasingly distrustful of their own bodies and pleasure. you see it in people's paranoia around becoming "porn addicts," their need for reassurance that a 24 year old isn't a predator for dating a 22 year old, their fears that they may have unwittingly committed assault by looking at another child's naked body when they were young, their insistence that consensual sex is impossible for anyone who has had a single drink or smoked a whiff of weed. people, especially young people, are doing a tremendous amount of work for fascism in terms of rigorously policing their own bodies and sexual expression, and they often don't even realize it.
hey don't cry. the top 9th fastest speed puzzler in the united states as ranked by the USA Jigsaw Puzzle Association is (likely) a nonbinary person
cannot find anything about them, but in videos on competitions, both other puzzlers and the commentators always use they/them pronouns to refer to them! here's them finishing first place in the qualifying round of the most recent Nationals competition in the US (they completed a 500 piece puzzle in just 36 minutes!)
& they later finished 5th place in the final competition with a time of 41:46!!
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Hey since I've got friends who have a hard time telling sometimes: Any account with a Tumblr T for the icon, numbers for the name, and tagging you in comments as some kind "official" thing is not real. They're bots and you just need to report then block them.
I just got like literally 5 in my notifications in the last 5 minutes.
just read "the lottery" by shirley jackson for the first time, and I've never read a better story for thinking about the functioning of systemic violence in real life. Systemic violence as perpetrated by people who are friendly and occasionally fumbling, who are primarily occupied with their everyday concerns of home and family. Violence perpetrated by people who believe their actions are perhaps regrettable but ultimately necessary, even though the system could be reimagined at any point. People who comprehend that the violence would not happen without their compliance, but feel a squirming discomfort at the idea of change. Systemic violence stripped of its original symbolic meaning and logic, perpetrated through tradition and the vague sense that all this violence must be serving some purpose. Violence as evident in the predilections of unruly little boys who can't wait to pick up the stones, even against their own mothers. Violence perpetrated against the one who loses the luck of the draw, and therefore deserves what she gets, no matter how she protests that it isn't fair, it isn't fair.
YEAEAASSS oh man I am so happy to come across a post about my favorite of the Short Stories That Will Mess You Up In Twelve Minutes, because I reread it recently and I have so much to say
First of all, if anyone here hasn't read it yet, GO. I promise. Go now, trust me.
You can read it in like twelve minutes!
And it'll mess you up! :D
Fiction, from 1948: “The people had done it so many times that they only half listened to the directions; most of them were quiet, wetting t
Ok spoilers ahead baby here we go
So: of the many many incredible themes and messages here, what do we want to dig into first? Op mentioned systemic violence being perpetrated by well-meaning people against themselves, for reasons no one even remembers anymore. You're right; they believe this violence may be regrettable but it's ultimately necessary, even though they could stop doing it at any time. And some cities have stopped, a fact that makes our characters uncomfortable in ways they can't fully articulate.
YES.
And the really striking thing (pun intended because I'm terrible) is that it's direct and visceral violence. They're not just pushing a button or signing an executive order; they're not even just throwing the rocks from ten feet away. The haunting last line is "and then they were upon her." This violence is intimate.
But they still consider themselves good people. They consider their traditions a sacred link to their past and a safeguard for their future. These are normal average people who gossip with each other and tut-tut their children and bitch about taxes.
They are just like us.
And once a year, they commit an act that in any other setting they'd rightly consider an atrocity. And then they all look at each other, their faces covered in blood and dirt and brain matter from someone they've known all their lives (someone who, incidentally, was on board with all this right up until she was the one sacrificed), all of them equally complicit in cold-blooded murder.
And then they go home and have lunch, and the box is carelessly put back in storage until next July.
YESSS
But can we also talk about the gender divide in the story? How the proceedings are run by men - but when a woman is selected, it's the women who move in first? Did you notice that the last thing the victim did in her life was finish up the dishes? Wanna delve into the psychological implications of one woman picking up two small rocks, just enough to be seen participating but not enough to be lethal, while another woman weilds the biggest rock she can lift? Is that second woman succumbing to rage and bloodlust - or is she hoping to end the victim's suffering as quickly as possible?
Want to talk about class divide? Like how wealthy Mr Summers is the one who gets to handle the box and preside over the event, and he's the one who made the black spot and folded all the papers... so it would be incredibly easy for him to mark them in some subtle way that nobody else would notice? Which would explain why he's the only person who's chill and convivial the whole time, because he knows he's gamed the system?
What about the generational divide? How the oldest person in town, oblivious to his own survivor bias, is the most vocal supporter of this tradition with a catchy slogan that ryhmes and everything? How he's the first to loudly shame and scold anyone who might someday question this tradition, because he can't imagine not beating someone to death once a year? Because the only thing more painful than having to think about all the people he's helped slaughter would be if everyone else decided that all those deaths had been pointless? When those children grow up, how many of them will remember all this with disgust - and how many will advocate for bringing the lottery back?
You could even talk about the difference between city folk and country folk, because the larger your population is the better your odds are. How many people moved away from this particular town for that very reason?
Actually wait, I think I first want to talk about something that just recently occurred to me: this story was first published in 1948, just a few years after World War II.
I can't believe I never realized it before, but among all its other messages, "The Lottery" is also about the draft.
The US has always had a... complicated relationship with WWII, because it wasn't fought on our soil but it absolutely shaped our culture. For a lot of Americans, their experience of the war boiled down to various fundraisers, general frugality, and watching Donald Duck's fever dreams about being a Nazi. (For real!) It was something important but distant - something that happened, as the one song put it, Over There.
Oh except for almost every man aged 18-45, who was enrolled in the draft whether he liked it or not. And if your number comes up, well, off you go! Time to fight and kill and die for a good cause! Thank you for your service and/or sacrifice! We're all cool with this, for some reason!
When this story was first published in the New Yorker, it received severe backlash. People were super duper mad. As a teenager, I assumed it had offended so many because they thought there was some small town really doing this, in the same way that Jonathan Swift published "A Modest Proposal" and then immediately had to publish "What?? No, God no, I didn't mean we should ACTUALLY start eating Irish babies, Jesus Christ, what's wrong with you people".
But upon reread, I realized that everyone in 1948 would have immediately spotted the parallels to conscription, because everyone knew someone who'd been torn from his home with no apparent rhyme or reason and either came back broken or never came back at all. And people were told that this is all very good and normal - that your loved one was a hero who died making the whole planet safe for democracy, somehow, a line vague enough to still work today.
So these readers had offered up their sons and brothers and husbands while they held parades and waved banners and felt really good about themselves for being on the right side of history... and then Ms Jackson (I'm nasty) rolls up and says "Actually, what if it wasn't worth it? What if we just killed a bunch of people in horrible ways because that's just what we always do in war? Hey, hey you - yeah YOU, reading this right now. Set aside all the propaganda you've been taught, and ask yourself: how complicit are you in these deaths? How many rocks did you throw in the town square today? How many will you throw next time? How many next times will there be?