queen of slime filth and putrescence

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

Fingering the plot hole

letting a smile slowly slip from your face is sooo satisfying it's like a powerpoint transition it's like removing a bra

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them